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20 Apr 2005 @ 00:18

My favorite rockband: Lit.

-- THE MAIL --

Dear Lit,

For years now I have been a great fan of yours (as you might know). Some of my friends even call me the biggest fan in Belgium, and I tend to agree. Anywayhow, I was wondering if you were coming to Europe this or next year on tour. Of course, if you're going on regular vacation that would be fine too since you of all groups deserve a break. If this is the case, maybe we could try to work something out with a private concert.

I shall assume that this won't be a problem, since you guys are so great you wouldn't hesitate doing something for your biggest fan in belgium. Naturally, I have heard rumors that you as a group dislike Belgium since your biggest fans live there and sometimes get upset with obsessed fans like me. Of course I resent this implication and know that you love everything about the whole fandom surrounding Lit.

Coming back to the point. Seeing as I am your biggest fan I really think you should consider doing it both: a tour and taking a vacation in Belgium. Again, some of my friends argue that you won't budge and come to Belgium but rather to Holland where the real rock scene is. Of course, maybe your music isn't considered pure classic rock, but more punk than rock. Of course there is a possibility for a twosome, meaning Punk Rock.

And again, to come back to my point. If you do come I would really appreciate it. I would be glad to give you a tour of Belgium here. I am also happy to invite you to the 2006 Fonzie Belgium Lan. I have seen groups like Blink 182 using PC's (American Pie), so I assume you are also interested in games and/or computers since you are also in the same music group. So anyhow, me and my friends hold a Belgium Lan each year, well, not this year but maybe if you come here and perform for us privately they will come. Anyway, if you come to our lan that would be even better. Or lets make a threesome. Here's a sum up: You come to belgium and give a tour. Then you take a vacation and give me a private concert. Then you will attend our Fonzie lan and perform another private concert.

Again, since I am your biggest fan I don't think you will have any problem with this idea, or better, this project of mine. I have already submitted my plans to my friends and they all tend to agree with me, so there will be no problem on my side. Oh, at the end of the summer I'm opening my own shop and I have put you on the list for my opening day.

I hope these plans will suit you and as I have said I have taken the liberty of informing the local authorities so that there won't be any complaints from the police. Also, before you come I want to inform you of a few of my funniest Lit experiences I have had over the years before I end this letter:

-As you might know; as much as 22% of all teens get seduced by music. In my case it was no different, I used Lit to seduce my girlfriend at the time. To make a long story short, I lost my virginity on Lit. It was a rather good experience to say the least, except when A Jay started screaming "no big thing" when I pulled out my John John. A rather funny moment occured, but not for me as you might have figured out.

-Other Lit experiences include playing Lit so hard during school that I was kicked out for two weeks. I told my parents I wasn't allowed to listen to Lit and they sued the school. If only I had told the truth my parents wouldn't almost have bankrupted at the time, but I guess that's history now. It was rather fun when I returned to school though, I had an excellent Lit powered story.

-You may also remember me from the concert you gave in San diego, summer of 2004. It was an excellent summer and I met alot of hot girls at your concert. Of course I all denied them access to my Litness downstairs since I was there for you. I danced and raved to your music (if raved is an accepted word in your music circles, which I should know so I take that word back right this instant).

As I approach the end of my letter I wish to conclude with the following statement: I know you like your fans and will do anything to please them. I'm looking forward to your visits to Belgium this summer (4 concerts, including three private ones) which I have arranged as I have told you earlier this letter.

To conclude, I wish you all the best the coming years and I want you to know I have already taken steps to assure you give more concerts in Europe than ever, especially Belgium since most bands tend to ignore that country. I know I have been a little too obsessed with you over the years and completely covered my friends in Leetness as I have come to call it, but it's been good. Again, I'm looking forward to your visits this summer. Until then,

Sincerely yours,

Kris De Winter
from Belgium
-Your biggest (Belgian) fan

Since I'm getting desperate about them coming to Belgium, I decided to convince them. Here's my mail. Think it make them consider? I surely hope so!

ROFLCOPTER. Credit goes to fnz|Guere in #fonzie Quakenet. Go there if you want to observe him.