Fonzie forum - First sightings of intelligent life on other planets!!!!

And that is barely the beginning...












... beginning of what?

Good that you ask. I might tell you now.

It was barely the beginning of a young boy becoming something... something more! He became...






the biggest computernerd and fanboy this world had ever seen. Fear had barely existed until the day before that!

But what led to this? What made him become a monster, heck, even a robot?! With micro as vast as the speed of light... how could this happen?

It all dates back to his younger days, when he was... about 6 years old.

"OOOOo OMG have you heard the new BRITNEY SPEARS CD? OOooOOpS I diD it AgaIn HHAHA she is so cool oMMGG!!1"

There was KchRistoPher sitting lonely in a corner, watching the other kids discussing the latest hype. A small guy with glasses twice as big walked over and said: "wanna think about the stars again KchRistoPher? it's so fun!!!!!"

"No, not again... Freek... it's 13:00... you know you can't see them now.."

Tears filled up Freek's eyes. He ran away. KchRistoPher now had not a single friend at all.

At the end of the day he came home and wanted to go play outside. He saw his older brother and his friends having fun and gathered all of his courage and went over there. Almost reached the back of the garden, it suddenly started.

"LOL!!11 RED HAIRED FREAK ROFLOL!!!1111"
They started laughing out loud (LOL).
"LMAO YOU COULD GO DO AUDITION FOR A MOVIE..."

"Really?" He was surprised they said something nice.

As Danny continued;

"... YEAH... A MOVIE THAT HAS SUCH A LOW BUDGET THAT THEY CAN'T AFFORD THEIR OWN LIGHTHOUSE... ROFLOL"

Maxim said: "What the hell do you mean by that?"

"Well... WITH ALL THE RED HAIRS N STUFF LOLL"

"OH, LOLOLL!!!!111!"

Today was just the same as any other day before. The bullies had had their fun, and KchRistoPher ran back inside with tears in his eyes.

"ZOMG MOMMY THY R DEWIN IT AGIN ;((((("

That was the moment Mom took her biggest decision ever:

"It's okay son... you don't have to go back there this time... you can go to your room if you want and play on your playstationairy thing if you like..."

:CAMERA-EFFECTS;;INSERT_EFFECT_CS_ECHO.04::you can go to your room if you want and play on your playstationairy thing if you like...":






A moment of silence filled the house... not a single dog would bark, not a single fish would go m00... until of course KchRistoPher realized he had something weird in his ears that blocked out any sound... heh.

So he went upstairs and on to his brother's room where he secretly played KKnD (Krush Kill 'N Destroy) on ToMmM's PC.

He sat there until 21:00! Then his brother came home and he got out of the room as fast as he could. The next day he did the same, and the day after... again. Little did mommy know that allowing him to stay inside one time would have such an impact on KchRistoPher that he would never be the same again.










ROFLOL!!!1111 SO NOW I'M LIEK NOBIGTHING ROFL AND I PLAY VIIDOGAMZ ALL DAY LNOG LOL ITZ SO FUN SO MUCH BETTER THAN NETHIN ELSE N STUFF SO LIEK FUC YOU ALL LOLOLOLOL.

:INSERT_RED_CURTAINS:The End:/

Rofl this has nothing to do with aliens at all btw;~~<FOOLEDYOUNOOBZ LOL~

ik maak me echt zorgen...mentaal is er wat goed mis bij kris :<

om het kort samen te vatten ja

Dat is niet echt kort octa

Hij bedoeld mijn opmerking...dat hij mentaal beetje in de war is...en dat is dan nog kort samengevat betekend dus dat er nog veeel meer mis is....snap je em nu heero?

nee

Dan ben je niet erg slim ruud :<

ik ben dom

sorry ruud. hier is je kinder